Boss versus Me

JobeeHive.com's marketing analyst Sneh came up with this poem almost instantly the other day... it's a nice read.. read along...

When I Take a long time to finish,

I am slow,

When my Boss takes a long time,

he is thorough.

 

When I don't do it,

I am lazy,

When my Boss does not do it,

he is busy,

 

When I do something without being told,

I am trying to be smart,

When my Boss does the same,

he takes the initiative,

 

When I please my Boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my Boss pleases his Boss,

he is cooperating,

 

When I make a mistake,

you're an idiot.

When my Boss makes a mistake,

he's only human.

 

When I am out of the office,

I am wandering around.

When my Boss is out of the office,

he's on business.

 

When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my Boss is a day off sick,

he must be very ill..

 

When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an interview

When my Boss applies for leave,

it's because he's overworked

 

When I do good,

my Boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

he never forgets.

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